Sunday, October 28, 2007 . 5:07 PM
Human race will split into two different species!!! READ THIS!The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist. 100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed. The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.
The report claims that after they reach their peak around the year 3000 humans will begin to regressThese humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years. "Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance. Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo. Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry. Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone. The future for our descendants isn't all long life, perfect bodies and chiselled features, however. While humans will reach their peak in 1000 years' time, 10,000 years later our reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change our appearance. Medicine will weaken our immune system and we will begin to appear more child-like. Dr Curry said: "The report suggests that the future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly.
H G Wells' Science Fiction novel The Time Machine (which was later adapted into two films - this picture is from the 2002 version) the human race has evolved into two species, the highly intelligent and wealthy Eloi...
...and the frightening, animalistic Morlock (as seen in the 1960 film version of the classic book)"While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is the possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other. "After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'." Dr Curry's theory may strike a chord with readers who have read H G Wells' classic novel The Time Machine, in particular his descriptions of the Eloi and the Morlock races. In the 1895 book, the human race has evolved into two distinct species, the highly intelligent and wealthy Eloi and the frightening, animalistic Morlock who are destined to work underground to keep the Eloi happy.
This was posted in Yahoo by Niall Firt very recently. I found it pretty unbelievable but either way, true or not, I won't be around to find out but I just hope if I actually do reborn after death... I don't end up as the Morlocks.... Cause.... cause.... Daaaayyyuummnnnnn....
Hm... how many times will I have to be reborned till the year 3000? HMmm...
Wednesday, October 24, 2007 . 6:04 AM
Alright, this is just a simple funny clip which I found. LoL, nothing personal.Rock On!!
Sunday, October 21, 2007 . 4:40 AM
Who invented the pencils which has made us the word "Homework"?Who invented briefs and panties and who started to go "Commando" and why?
Who invented toilet tissues and what were used before it was invented? Leaves? History book pages? OOps! I mean....
Who invented the pepper spray?
Who invented...... errr..... blogspot? LoL!
*Advertisment Plays*
"Stay right there folks. Your doubts will be answer right after the break."
"Which is in a few hours? days? months? years? WOW!!! Who invented time!? The Greeks I think.. Hmmmmm....."
Saturday, October 20, 2007 . 7:15 PM
Anybody ever wondered why bulls hated the colour red so much? Or why they would CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRGEEEEE!!!!at anything that is red? Well, to tell you the truth, Bulls are colour-blind. *Jheng* *Jheng* *Jheng*!!Yep, thats right! All bulls are colourblind and this isn't bullshit....
The reason why bulls CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRGEEEEE!!!! at a matador holding a red flag is because the bull hates the way the flag moves. The flapping and swaying of the cloth makes the bull angry and thus making the bull CHAAAAAAAAAARRRRGEEEEE!!!! into it.
Hm.... Don't let red be the last thing you see.... Accidents.... Humans can be colour blind too and majority of them are males... The government(Haihhhh..... LOL!) should do.... Don't let red or grey be the last thing you see/look/gawk/watch/Wahahahha!!!
Another thing about colours would be a dog's vision. Did you know dogs sees the colours Green, Orange and Yellow as a single colour? Well, maybe not a single colour but those 3 colours looks similar from a dogs eyes and I'm guessing same goes for Wolves.
Whales and dolphins are colour blind to blue. Yeah, thats right... BLUE! So they technically live in the 40's when everything is black and white.
Colour Effects on humans.... This link below states the effects of colours. I fancy the red room the most. Looks nice and.. cumffy... and I dislike the black room the most... reminds me of the show Omen or... the same kind of feeling when I watched the show "Village" by Midnight Shamalan(Is that right?).
Click here for Room Colour Effects <------------- CLICKY CLICKY!!
This is a simple colour test.
Colour Test.... DO IT! <------------- CLICKY CLICKY!!
There are 8 colours, just choose whichever you fancy 1st till the less favourable colour. My results were...
"You are often a calm, quiet person with a need to trust and be trusted, particularly by people close to you. You desire a calm orderly and harmonious existence.
You are very positive about the world. Where others see negative things you see positive. You are never selfish."
Alright.... I've never really trusted most online test but.... this results is almost entirely true... Think not that I am self praising and nither am I critisizing myself. Well, after taking the test, let me know what ya all think. I personally want Emily, Ashton, Chrystian and my cousins to take this test and post the result in the chatbox. Yes, of cause I want all my other fans to take it too and post it in the chat box but the people I mentioned MUST take the test and post it. LoL.
Aight. I guess thats about it for this post but I would like to add a few things in to my JX2 peeps.
Oh yeah, my JX2g friends... especially Sammi, Peter, Matt, Ming, J.K., Fred and Scion of Fade(Sub Brothers), I'll be cutting down/stopping JX2 for a while...
Just kinda got too bored with it.. in addition to that, too much hostility.. Goodness, the other day I was just asking for somebody in peach mid and that female char PMed me sohai lamer. Aihhh.. Really sick of some people..
(That picture is the second part. I didn't save the first part with the cursing. Zzzz)
Ah yes, CharismaDoll, you still owe me 10jx2g. Small amount? Its still money. Asked you to return it and you say you're lazy to get your character. The time you spent explaining to me how lazy you were would be enough time to get ur char beside me cause we were in the middle of BianJiang.
Friday, October 19, 2007 . 3:09 AM
Today is the day of Wooooooooooorld Records!!!Vote for World Peace! Don't use guns! Use PILLOWS!
PuahHAHAHAHHA!.... AHHAHAhahahaah!!! HAAHahahahahhahahahaaA!!!!!
I've got no comment on this one..
I like this one because, he plays "Hard Ball!" Ah well, imagine all the times he practiced and failed... Oh well, no pain, no gain. No brains, no pain.
This one is the best!
"Honey, I know they are cute but... we just won't have enough to feed the family."
Monday, October 8, 2007 . 8:18 AM
Ok, like I've promised, I'll post something. I found quite a few things over youtube and I'm only gonna post some and most of them(err.. i think all) are related to either "Girls" or "Sexy Girls". In addition to that, it is also funny so, enjoy! :)This one is my favourite! Muakakaka!
I caught you, you dirty old geezer!! (.... how do you spell geeeeeezer?)
Ho Ho Ho! Lets shake it like J.Lo!
Pretends to hurt her ankle > makes guy tired > make guy fight with her man.
100 seconds = Heaven on Earth...
120 seconds = Heaven
3600 seconds = You guys decide... =p
DO NOT CLICK ON THIS IF YOU ARE BELOW THE AGE OF 21!!!!!!!!
All right... there are just too many so you gotta go find it urself.... ZZzzz.... But if you're lazy.. continue..
Nvm.... I'm too lazy... LoL
Sunday, October 7, 2007 . 11:22 PM
What should I post? Errr...... STUPID JX2 SERVER SCAMMED MY JX2G!!!!ENtered 1st stage of HS for less than 10secs and I DC. "OWNING!!!!"
The owner if JX2g is earning so much money off us players and aren't doing anything with upgrading.
And Streamyx has been getting worst to worst-est!(..no such word kiddies..) Goodness! Streamyx used to be so good and better than Jaring but now, Streamyx is no different from Jaring! What has the world came toooooo!!!!
Oh Gms! I know a new event! Lets call it....
"Server God's Blessing!"
Event Details are as follows:
The more ipoints you convert into air, the less chances for you to DC in the game!
Convert 10 iPoints every 10 minutes for a mysterious non-lagable gift!
Oh yeah, and if people doesn't believe in the event, sell items in Imperial Street called "Lag De-hancer" which also reduces lag even more!
I've got something to sell to JX2 also!
What about "GM's Jaw Breaker" or "GM's Butt Burner".
Aih... so many of my friends have stopped JX2 cause it is getting so damn laggy.
Well ADIOS AMIGOS!
Sorry viewers... That msg isn't for you all. I'll post something tomorrow. I promise. :)
Friday, October 5, 2007 . 5:43 AM
Ahhh... It's been quite a while since I've posted. Last post was last Monday and it is Friday right now. I'll be posting something today but I have a good reason why I haven't been around. Well.... I've been waiting for a party to actually take me into HS.On Wednesday night, there were some miss-communication in JX2. I made HS plans with 2 different people.
One would be with buster_blade and one with jetli_master. I thought they were in the same party and buster_blade told me to meet them in YZ HS at 8:30pm cause they will be going in at 9:00pm.
At around 8:00pm I heard from BlackmoOn(member of jetli's team) that jetli and buster weren't from the same team and so I canceled and apologized for canceling it so last minute, he was ok with it. Then I saw tom(member of jetli's team) entering HS with buster and then I got REALLY confused.
After sorting somethings out, I was told jetli's HS would be at 10pm...
I waited...... (10:30pm)
and waited..... (11:00pm)
..... and waited....... (11:30pm)
..then finally jetli came online and I joined up with him and his fellow teammates. I was the replacement of BlackmoOn since his PC is a little faulty.
Which is kinda of a good thing(not that I wish u worst ming.. LoL) for me since I would be able to get some serious practice from the pros(Sardin Team).
We looked for members and did preps for HS and went in at 12:30am.
2 WS
2 WB
2 ES
1 BF
1 SC
In stage 1, we had problems bugging the boss and so we had to do it the hard way. SC had to tank and so on and so fourth... Suddenly, the most unsuspecting thing happened!!!! DC!! Muahahahah!!! (not so surprising actually). 1 ES and 1 WB DCed meaning we are down to 1 ES without back up. Our leader(WS) then died and SC died and then I(WB) died and ES died, we can thank the area att from the boss for that and yes, the SERVER!
With no more ES alive, we could not continue so our leader ended it... And there goes my first ever HS since I started this game... Stage 1, incomplete... AIhhhh.... Sad.... really.... sad.... Right now I'm having some problems getting a party to HS with.
Jet told me he wouldn't HS during the night cause it lags and Qi:nobe said he would take me and train me in HS. Although we haven't HS together yet, thx Qi. I really appreciate it if you would help me along my 1st few times in HS and thank you BlackmoOn for introducing jet and his teammates to me.
Well, until I'm pro enough to HS calmly, I'll post a guide for HS in my blog for anybody who visits here and even better, it'll include pictures! YuMMy!
I know there are a lot of people out there like me having problems of people not wanting to take you in because it is your first time so I'll help ya out. Till then, hold ya horses!
Monday, October 1, 2007 . 2:46 PM
If you are a Taekwondo Martial Artist like me, I'm sure you would enjoy today's post. I've placed some vids on this art and I hope you enjoy them. I spent about 2 hours looking through youtube for interesting Taekwondo vids and here's what I found:These video shows the importance of Taekwondo's counter attack and it's long reach during a fight.
Now this is Steve Terada. I'm not very sure if you can classify this under Taekwondo but since it still has kicks so.... yeaa... LoL. Check out his videos. He is really fond of himself. It takes years of practice to be able to achieve that level of agility. You have 2 methods, gymnastics or upper class taekwondo where you learn all those jumping combos and you'll begin familiarize your mid-air control.
Cool huh? LoL.
And this is what I would call Taekwondo Hamsters playing in their cage.
It takes years of practice and patience. It took me 5 years of Taekwondo training and without failing nor missing any exams to reach Dan 1 Black Belt. I'm still thinking of improving but I haven't been training seriously for the past 2 years plus, almost 3. HAIHHHhh......
Anyway, this is what happens to you when you try to learn Martial Arts without a Master/Sifu.
Not funny enough? Then lets have a really good look at THIS!!
For a moment there he looked like Enrique Iglesias. Mauahahahaha!!
