Wednesday, September 26, 2007 . 12:03 AM
8 Very important things to know while you are out in the unsafe world! *Dum* *Dum* *DUM!*
1 Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use
it, do!
2. Learned this from a tourist guide in New Orleans. If a robber asks for your
wallet and/or purse,
DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM
Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested in your wallet
and/or purse than you, and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail
lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy.
The driver won't see you, but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating,
working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook,
or making a list, etc. DON'T DO THIS!
The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him
to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,
and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR , LOCK THE DOORS
AND LEAVE.
a. If someone is in the car with a gun to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car. Your Air Bag
will save you. If the person is in the back seat
they will get the worst of it . As soon as the car crashes bail out and run.
It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.
5 A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
A.) Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side
floor, and in the back seat
B..) If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger
door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans
while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
C..) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the
passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may
want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you
back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)>
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible
places to be alone and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even
then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
RUN, Preferably ! in a zig -zag pattern!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP ! It may get you
raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer,
was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of
unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane,
or a limp, and often asked "for help" into his vehicle or with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted his next victim.
So to the ladies reading this blog, I hope this helps. :)
Anyhow, ON TO THE MAIN COURSE OF THIS POST!! *Drums Rolling* I present to you... CONDOM FASHION! Don't worry kids, there isn't any nudity. It's just an unusual fashion and I would like to share with my daily viewers.
Don't you just love the ideas people come up with nowadays? Who knows, maybe the next unusual fashion you might find would be 'See Through Underwears!"
Yeah, I literally meant "See Through" not those Transparent Plastic Panties.
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